VAGINA ISLAND

One of our readers sent the following story to me. As you can tell it has one of those titles that really grabs the readers attention. He wrote the story as an assignment. The story is about a mans first trip to the promise land. Here is the little story in which he calls "Vagina Island"

When Christopher Columbus discovered America, no one told him how to get there or what to do once he got there. In the same way I too discovered the Island of Vagina all by myself. A mysterious land previously uninhibited by the likes of me.

It was a forest jungle, yet I smelled something salty, the ocean must have been close. As I traveled deeper in to this mysterious jungle. I realized there is more then meets the eye here. I was scared and alone but I knew I could not go back because all my comrades would make fun of me. Luckily for me there were no woodland creatures or any giant crab like monsters. I was truly alone. As I traveled deeper I discovered a passageway and I decided to take it. Before I entered this passageway I decided to take some precautionary measures and put on a latex poncho.

I was on a mission at that point. A mission to find the one they call Clittora. I did not know what she looked like or or how she will treat me, but I was determined to find her. When I finally discovered Clittora she was laying on top of the cave on a small mound. We immediately began to dance, slowly at first but with our pace ever quickening. We danced so much that the whole Island of Vagina began to tremble and make strange noises followed by a giant explosion. It was a mystery how I got back home or how I even got there in the first place but I was happy to be alive. Although next time I travel to the Vagina Island I hope the place is a little less overgrown with bushes.

Now im not sure what in gods name the criteria for this assignment was but I think it is very deserving of a perfect score. I think this could very easily be our generations rendition of "The birds and the bees." Anywho feel free to chime in with your opinion on "Vagina Island"

-nice work Truby