A couple from texas found what they claim to be jesus christ in a cheeto. They must have thought they were real cute and clever when they named it "cheesus" Good one guys...Anyway Im not even gonna post the link cuase the story is lame as hell. However it turns out that this isn't the only "cheesus" sighting. Just googling it to try to find the story brought up two others.
case 1:
case 2:Im gonna give the edge to case 2 here as resembling jesus although case 1 is about the only thing that really even slightly looks like a human. The sad thing is that some motherfucker is gonna pay like $10,000 for this thing. The truth is if you gave me all three of these I would eat them in a second. I think I got a better chance of shitting out something that looks more like jesus then all of these combined.
Anywho I am going to start looking closely at my food and try to find something. This might be my new get rich quick scheme. Laugh now but when I have a Elvis shaped brussel sprout, ill be the one laughing all the way to the bank...
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