FINALS

With it being finals season and all I decided to write a little blog to help students who are stressing and need a little study break. I was debating on how to go about writing this article. I narrowed it down to a few options 1) take you through my process of preparing for finals 2) Explain in essay format why it is very clear that a woman is to blame for whoever designed the concept of finals. 3) Discuss the 5 different type of students who take the final.

I decided to go with option 3. So here are your 5 different types of students who take a final....

1) THE "NATURAL" SUPER NERD!!!!

This person is pretty self explanatory. This kid has been sitting front and center since day one. Things come pretty easy to this student. While your at home playing video games, this person was doing sudoku. He or she made it to alteast regionals in both the spelling bee and geography bee. He or she wouldn't miss a class if they had swine flu.

POSITIVES OF THE "NATURAL" SUPER NERD: He or she knows how they smart they are. They don't need to show you by raising their hand in attempt to answer every question. He or she sits there, absorbing information like a sponge. Even if the whole class is talking he or she will not turn around and ask you to be quite, for in that second they might miss something.

NEGATIVES OF THE "NATURAL" SUPER NERD: This person destroys scales. If your looking at a scale to be your superman and fly your grade back into an acceptable score, this person is the kryptonite. This is the guy or girl that gets the 98 on a test in which the average was 58. Also, only a rookie cheater would try to cheat off of the "NATURAL" SUPER NERD, everyone else learns very quickly that you have a better chance of sneaking into Fort Knox as you do stealing an answer from this guy.

Its like a war in which you are at a disadvantage in every aspect. 1) YOUR FIGHTING AN UPHILL BATTLE: As mentioned earlier these people are sitting front and center, you have no seats in front of you to act as sandbags or trenches to cover the fire of you teachers eyes. 2)THEY FOCUS ON DEFENSE: This "NATURAL" SUPER NERD could care less about what your writing down so all he cares about is making sure you can't copy his answers. This is the person that goes 5th grade style and has folders open creating a fortress around their test. 3) YOU CAN'T DECODE THEIR LANGUAGE: now this one probably is not a designed defense but for some reason these "NATURAL" SUPER NERDS seem to always have chicken scratch. So if you somehow avoid the fire of your teachers eyes, slip through the folder fortress and manage a peak at the answer sheet, you will only be dissapointed to realize that trying to read this kids handwrriting is like trying to read a different language.

OVERALL EVALUATION OF THE "NATURAL" SUPER NERD: You hardly even notice they are there, and attempting to cheat off of them is pointless...

NOTE: after realizing how indepth I got with just the "NATURAL" SUPER NERD, I decided to break these into different segments....stay tuned for the rest