Megan Fox, who was #2 in Maxim's top 100 hottest women, has officially announced she is bi-sexual. THe beauty of this announcement however is how she did it, she didn't half ass it and say "I wouldn't mind exploring my sexuality". NO!! she came right out and said "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual" BAM!!! But she does not stop there. As soon as she makes it official, she goes right after the top dog Olivia Wilde (below) who is the chick from House and was ranked #1 in Maxim's 100 hottest.
Thats right, thats like me declaring declaring i wanted to be a boxer and going right after Evander Hollyfield in his prime. This would be the press conference of me announcing I want to be a boxer:
However back to Ms. Fox. The story gets better. Not only does she declare she would like to hook up with Olivia Wilde but she says "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands"..O...MY...GOD. My laptop just lifted off my sweatpants. I would love for a girl to say that about me, however chances are she would probably be the type of girl who could ACTUALLY succeed in strangling a mountain ox with her bare hands.
All I know is that this news couldn't have come at a better time, cause you better believe im using this as my pickup line this weekend. "baby your so beautiful if there was a mountain ox standing in my way I would strangle it with my bare hands"...
Thats right, thats like me declaring declaring i wanted to be a boxer and going right after Evander Hollyfield in his prime. This would be the press conference of me announcing I want to be a boxer:
However back to Ms. Fox. The story gets better. Not only does she declare she would like to hook up with Olivia Wilde but she says "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands"..O...MY...GOD. My laptop just lifted off my sweatpants. I would love for a girl to say that about me, however chances are she would probably be the type of girl who could ACTUALLY succeed in strangling a mountain ox with her bare hands.
All I know is that this news couldn't have come at a better time, cause you better believe im using this as my pickup line this weekend. "baby your so beautiful if there was a mountain ox standing in my way I would strangle it with my bare hands"...
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