So im not sure if you have heard about this dude but he got a perfect score on his PSAT/SAT/ACT exams. Now normally i put the picture at the top, but i wanted you to imagine what this kid would look like first so im going to put the picture on the bottom but to be honest its pointless cause he is pretty much spot on with what you would expect this kid to look like. Now i have nothing against smart people, in fact i depended on them a lot throughout my academic career. But then theres the "my grades are my life" book worms like this. Guarentee this kid cries and throws a hissy fit if his teacher gives him an A-. Kids GPA is probably higher then the amount of beers he has ever drank. Its kids like this who make you realize why bullies need to exist, its all part of the lifes natural balance. What really chaps my ass though is the part about his ACT scores. A perfect score is 36, and this kid first gets a 32 then retakes it and gets a 34. Now if i even got a 34 i would just assume a miscount, throw a petaphiles/school girls theme party, and be happy as a clam. Nope not 4 eyes over here, he takes the fucking multiple hour long test that cost money, to try to beat a 34. Sure enough all the wedgies, brown nosing, bitching and moaning, weekends at home, ass beatings paid off and this kid got his 36. I think its fititng that he got a 36 though since thats probably gonna be how old he will be when he finally loses his virginity. In the end, i guess you really can't blame the kid. He was doomed from the start. Kid lost all chances of being cool when his parents decided to spell Jacob "Jakub."
well how was your imagination?
"WHY DO SMART PEOPLE LOOK SO DUMB" -Anna
Who is worse these kids or nerds with really russian names who are rediculous at computers. We had a kid named Arkadi Ivanoff who dressed like a secret agent. Kid never got beat up because he was so over the top, he might be legit KGB or just go postal. He wore all black, same outfit every day, with a black briefcase walking around proudly like it as an ll bean with his initials on it. The lucky fuck basically lived in the computer lab.
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??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.