Im pretty sure i just went ahead and combined a few different quotes into one that says what i wanted it to say. For those of you who don't know me, im always looking for a chance to make a quick buck. So immediatley after writing the last post, i got a great idea. Now ill patent the idea with all of my blog followers to show my appreciation. So following the whole "prepare for the worst and pray for the best" theory, i am preparing myself for if the Swine Flu turns into a nation wide pandemic. I am going to begin making custom face masks. You know we could have ones with sports logos, peoples names, or even better, funny slogans, or just funny pictures. For example a face mask that looks like a giant pacifier. Ill be honest im blanking on anything funny to write on a mask, but you get the point. we will be like Preston Waters from the movie "Blank Check" we will pretty much be able to pick the price we charge. Think about the sales pitch "Ma'am you look like a woman who takes pride in the way she looks, and is up to date on the latest fashion, is this fair to say?"...she naturally replies "yes, id like to think so"....we reply " well then would you want what could perhaps be your last few days on earth walking around with a boring/outdated face mask, what you need is to make a statement with one of these"
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