Were back on the road and here we are driving through Texas and i am just now hearing that apparently Texas wants to secede from the US. This has to be some sort joke right? cause not only did i hear this but on top of it i heard that chuck norris wants to run for president. I haven't watched much news recently so im not sure how true this is. My initial reaction was shock. I mean i loved Walker Texas Ranger as much as the next and i think the chuck norris jokes are hysterical, but i see no credibility for him to run for president. Then i read his "I may run for president" article and he made some decent points. On top of that, Arnold is running California.
Now im starting to think "what if this trend takes off, what if all of our child hood heros ran the country." Could have steven seagal running Michigan and Jean-Claude Van Damme as our new secretary of Defense. I think its a no brainer then that Hulk Hogan, with his "I am a real american" theme music, would have to be president.
Ok ill be honest i have no fucking clue where i was going with this one but this ridiculous theory of Texas leaving the US just kind of got me thinking.
-Good talk, Kelleher
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