I think the whole GPS needs to become a little more down to earth. I mean there fairly common now, so the whole robot voice is no longer gonna slide. I mean can't it just be a normal voice. I mean seriously, Helen keller could pronounce some of these street names better than Lausiers GPS. For example, we were trying to go to the U-P-S store, however this lady pronounces it the ups (as in the direction) store. I know you can download celebrity voices but A. thats cool and all but i shouldn't have to do it and B. i have a life. It would just be a lot more relaxing of drive if everything wasn't so damn serious. Like early today i get on a highway and the lady is like "In...5....hun-dred....and...twen-ty....seven....miles....take exit...51B...then...stay right" i mean are you shitting me? are you seriously giving me directions 527 miles down the road. That would be like telling a kid who can't even write how to make cursive letters. You think little jimmy is listening. The kid is struggling to spell "it" and your throwing cursive Q's at him. Well thats how i felt. No disrespect ma'am but i got about 7 more hours averaging 80 MHP. I think you can wait a little before telling me what to do after i get off exit 51B. In my opinon the thing should just say something like "listen your gonna be on this road longer than a best of 7 monoply tournament including mortgages, so try to not fall asleep and ill be back in a few hours with the rest of the directions" Atleast this way i would realize what im in for, and could relax for a while instead of freaking out lookign for exit 51b that isn't coming for another 527 miles.
Good talk, Kelleher
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